A Christmas poem

Oh you better watch out,

You better not growl,

You better not bark,

You better not howl,

Santa Claws is coming to town ...

 

He knows when you are staying,

He knows when 'ur on a down,

He knows where you've been pissin'

So you better be a very good hound,

 

Oh you better be quiet,

You better not beg,

You better not bite,

Or hump a strange leg,

Santa Claws is coming to town ...

 

He know if you're butt sniffin",

He knows what you've chewed up,

He knows if you've been eatin' turds,

So you better be a pretty good pup,

 

He's makin a list,

Checkin it twice,

He wants know why,

We have so many mice,

Santa Claws is coming to town ...

 

Oh you bettern not chase,

You better not shed,

You better not whine,

And stay out of my bed,

Santa Claws is coming to town ...

 

HO HO HO

 

(Maximillion Chewbacha Meagher, 1996)