How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Afghan:

Light bulb? What light bulb? 

Golden Retriever:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb? 

Border Collie:

Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 

Dachshund:

I can't reach the stupid lamp! 

Toy Poodle:

I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. 

Rottweiler:

Make me! 

Shi-tzu:

Puh-leeez, dahling, I have servants for that kind of thing. 

Lab:

Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeaze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? 

Malamute:

Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. 

Cocker Spaniel:

Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. 

Doberman Pinscher:

While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. 

Mastiff:

Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. 

Beagle:

Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? 

Siberian Husky:

Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb, and the lamp, and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and ... 

Cat:

You need light to see? 

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(A German version here)