The beginning of the end

A friend gives you a dog ...

 

You build a small shelter ... $150

You fence in a run ... $450

Purchase special diet dog food ... $2,000/yr

Purchase a portable kennel and x-pen ... $800

Purchase 2nd dog ... $500

Build larger shelter with storage ... $2,000

More fencing ... $1,200

Purchase 3rd dog ... $800

Purchase 4 matching crates ... $500

Purchase larger van ... $23,000

Purchase 4 acres next door ... $38,000

More fencing ... $2,000

Purchase camper for truck ... $9,000

Purchase brush hog ... $6,000

Purchase 4th & 5th dog ... $2000

Purchase neighbor's tree lot ... $36,000

Build bigger house ... $185,000

Build bigger kennel ... $56,000

More fencing  ... $24,000

Build covered training arena ... $182,000

Purchase Dually ... $44,000

Purchase gooseneck camper ... $45,000

Purchase 6th, 7th & 8th dogs ... $3,000

Hire full time trainer ... $50,000

Build house for trainer ... $84,000

Buy motor home for shows ... $125,000

Hire attorney - spouse leaving you for trainer ... $35,000

Declare bankruptcy, spouse gets everything.

Friend feels sorry for you ... gives you a dog ...

 

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