2015/12/22

What the AD says … What the AD means

  • Noted Judge .................... He put up our dog
  • Respected Judge .................... He put up our dog twice
  • Esteemed Judge .................... He puts up anything that crawls
  • Shown sparingly .................... Only when we had it in the bag
  • Show Prospect .................... He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail
  • Finished in 5 shows .................... And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
  • He has good points .................... His head is shaped like a carrot
  • Won in heavy competition .................... The others were revoltingly overweight
  • Multiple group winner .................... at 2 puppy matches
  • Specialist Judge .................... Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding
  • Well balanced .................... Straight as a stick, front and rear
  • Quiet Gentle natured .................... after 4 valiums
  • Excels in type and style .................... However, moves like a spider on speed
  • Personality Plus .................... Wakes up if you put liver up his nose
  • Large boned .................... Looks like a Clydesdale
  • Good Bite .................... Missed the judge, got the steward
  • Lovely head .................... 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose
  • Excels in movement .................... If he gets loose, put on your running shoes
  • Gorgeous coat .................... if the hairspray lasts until the class finishes
  • Handled brilliantly by .................... Nobody else can get near him
  • Won in stiff competition .................... beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice dog
  • At stud to approved bitches. Those bitches whose owners check is "approved" by our bank Champion Line bred .................... Ch. Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation
  • Good obedience prospect .................... Smart enough to come in from the rain but he's UG-LEEEE
  • Terrific brood bitch .................... Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters
  • Great stud dog .................... Mounts anything that can fog a mirror
  • Loves children .................... for breakfast, lunch and dinner
  • Wins another Best in Show .................... His second, under the same judge, our uncle. 

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