Roll up, roll up and come on in
There's puppies here to see
And just for one day only
They're buy-one-get-one-free!
Look how cute and sweet they are
All rolling in the hay
Just line my pockets with the cash
And take one home today
What is that I hear you ask?
What health checks have they had?
How do you know they'll live for long?
Oh worry not your pretty head
They're healthy, cute and nice
And if they die before they're two
You'll get new ones half-price
And what about their mum you say?
A lovely bitch, real swell
I'd bring her out to meet you all
But she doesn't walk too well
I'll fetch a box and off you go
Don't turn around or stop
For I'm busy getting ready
To breed a new cash crop
(Fionna Duncan)
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I would like to thank Fionna Duncan for her kind permission to publish her poems on my blog.
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