Good pup pie

Take 1 puppy dog, roll and play with it until slightly pampered, and add the following ingredients:

 

1 cup patience

1 cup understanding

1 pinch correction

1 cup hard work

2 cups praise

1 1/2 cups fun

 

Blend well. Heat with the warmth of the heart until the consistency is such that dog and handler are one.

 

(Author unknown)