How to spot a dog lover

A dog lover …

• lets the dog use the bed, and the covers, and the pillows.
• makes many sacrifices.
• will go to extreme measures to get his/her dog to eat.
• rarely works for the postal service.
• knows if he/she stops in a pet store, it's all over.
• when there is a house fire, saves the dog first.
• believes his dog is like American Express - he never leaves home without it.
• always enjoys a good game of tug of war.
• will take his dog for a long walk, no matter what the weather.
  
• always uses the express lane when his/her dog is waiting in the car.
• falls apart in the vet's room.
• panics every time she hears screeching tires.
• doesn't mind waking up early on weekends.
• hasn't taken a vacation in years.
• doesn't mind getting wet.
• will try any new dog food advertised.
• knows the meaning of the word “patience”.
• is a sucker for big brown eyes.
• know what he/she confides to the dog will never be repeated.

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