2017/01/28

Top 10 reasons to breed dogs

10 … I love hair in my coffee.
09 … Never did like having a full nights sleep
08 … Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
07 … Thought the furniture looked too nice
06 … Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, predawn, etc.
05 … Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn’t want to pay a gardener.
04 … Neighbors didn’t complain enough
03 … Kids weren’t enough of a challenge
02 … If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
01 … Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
 
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