I have a dog

I have a dog, I have a dog

That jumps about and leaps like a frog.

I have a dog, Yes, a pure bulldog

Who you leaves me behind brown turd logs.

I have a dog, a big bulldog bitch

In hygiene and wits she’s really not rich.

I have a dog, who doesn’t know her name

Who’s known for being helplessly lame

To own her is a curse and a terrible shame

But she is my dog and in my care of course

So I must majestically attend her by sheer force

 

(Author unknown)