Walking the dog seems like fun to me

Dad said, The dog wants a walk.

 

Mum said to Dad, It's your turn

Dad said, I always walk the dog.

Mum said, Well I walked her this morning

Dad said, She's your dog -

I didn't want a dog in the first place

 

Mum said, It's your turn.

 

Dad stood up and threw the remote control

at the pot plant

Dad said, I'm going down the pub

Mum said, Take the dog

 

Dad shouted, No way!

Mum shouted, You're going nowhere!

 

I grabbed Judy's lead

and we both bolted out the back door

 

The stars were shining like diamonds

Judy sniffed at a hedgehog, rolled up in a ball

She ate a discarded kebab on the pavement

She chased a cat up a tree

 

Walking the dog

seems like fun to me

 

(Roger Stevens)

 

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