When God created Bullys

When God created the animals, two by two,

He had parts left over and thought “What can I do?”

The ears of a lamb, He glued to the nose of a rat,

Adding the eyes of a pig, He said “Now look at that!”

Seeing the silhouette of an aardvark, God laughed with glee,

“That’s the funniest thing, I ever did see!”

Placing them all together on the chest of a bull,

He added the spice ‘Essence of Mule’.

Inserting the heart of a lion, the front now intact,

He joined it together, with a rhino in back.

The small critter grinned with a hyena smile.

God patted it’s head, and thought for a while.

He then sat back, and sighed from His heavens above

“I’ve created a face only a mother could love!”

The, with a glint in His eye, God picket up His treat,

And dipped him in pink icing to make him so sweet!

 

(Author unknown)