- Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.
- You must feed me every goodie you eat.
- Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.
- Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.
- I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.
- Don’t shhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.
- Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.
- Don’t think you can leave a room without me.
- If it lands on the floor, it’s MINE!
- You will never pee alone again.
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