Bulldog owners:
- Don’t mind flatulence.
- Love wrinkles and folds.
- Prefer short & stocky over tall & handsome.
- Like fat instead of skinny.
- Love crooked teeth.
- Prefer underbites to overbites.
- Enjoy being slobbered on.
- Don’t mind eye snot in the morning.
- Love being loved and kissed.
- Enjoy cuddling with large balls of flubber.
- Realize they are the luckiest dog owners in the world!
If you’ve never lived with a Bulldog, you have no idea
what you’re missing!
(Author unknown)
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