10 reasons why feeding dogs is more satisfying than feeding children

1. Dogs don’t ask “What is this?”
2. Dogs don’t turn up their noses at tofu.
3. Dogs don’t care what color dinner is.
4. Dogs only require one dish.
5. Dogs LOVE to help with dinner dishes.
6. Dogs don’t want you to serve them, they would rather help themselves.
7. Dogs don’t compare your cooking to their friend’s mother’s.
8. Dogs don’t mind eating on the floor.
9. Heck, Dogs don’t mind eating off the floor.
10. Dogs don’t care if it is not cooked.

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