What those titles really mean

AD (attention deficit)

ARB (ace refrigerator bandit)

BW (butt wagger)

BWX (butt wagger excellent)

CC (cat - courser)

CCX (cat - courser excellent)

CP (couch potato)

CPX (couch potato excellent)

CSX (counter surfer extraordinaire)

GFIY (go fetch it yourself)

HHP (House Hold Pet)

IDDI (I didn't do it)

ILF (I like food)

ILLF (I like lots of food)

IWFF (I work for food)

LD (lap dog)

LDX (lap dog excellent)

OWTH (Oh, What The Heck)

TBF (thick but friendly)

TGS (terribly good snorer)

TGAN (terribly good at nothing)

TSIM (that seat is mine)

TTIM (that toy is mine)

UNCD (under the covers dog)

UNCDX (under the covers dog excellent)

WM (who me?)
 

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