Pet vs show

• Pet dogs shed ... show dogs blow coat.
• Pet dogs are in heat ... show dogs come into season
• Pet dogs trot ... show dogs gait
• Pet dogs stand ... show dogs stack
• Pet dogs get a bath ... show dogs are groomed
• Pet dogs beg for treats ... show dogs bait
• Pet dogs raid the garbage ... obedience dogs show a natural tendency for scent articles
• Pet dogs jump the fence ... obedience dogs demonstrate natural jumping ability
• Pet dogs poop ... obedience dogs do their business
• Pet dogs bark at other dogs ... obedience dogs show excitement 

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