- I can see your winner’s choice, but I still think you're full of shit.
- Show my dog to you again? How about never? Is never good for you?
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being a better judge.
- Ahhhh ... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
- Thank you. I feel refreshed and challenged by your, umm, unique point of view.
- I'm trying to imagine you with the intelligence to put up a good dog.
- Not your type? Oh, I get it ... like humor ... but different.
- Nice perfume/after shave. Must you marinate in it? It made my dog sick!
- I'm really easy to get along with once you Judges learn to put up the right dogs.
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- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a darn word you're saying.
- I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
- You are validating my inherent dislike of Breeder/Owner Exhibitors.
- I have plenty of knowledge about your breed standard. I just don't give a damn.
- Any connections between your interpretation of the breed standard and mine is purely coincidental.
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my judging duties are largely ceremonial.
- And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion of my judging would be?
- Sarcasm is just another service judges offer.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Whatever kind of look you were going for with the Poodle, you missed.
- Chaos, panic and disorder ... my work in this ring is done.
- I thought I wanted a career judging dogs; turns out I just wanted a salary.
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