Symptoms
may prevent patient from being productive at work, and from functioning
socially. This illness is also highly contagious, and can be contracted via
e-mail.
TREATMENT:
Addition of
new dog is often a successful treatment. Although some cases have needed repeat
treatments up to eight or nine dogs. Saturation point is unknown, although
overdosage is very feasible.
If addition
of new dog is not possible, patient should be distracted and kept busy. Acquisition
of other items can temporarily soothe the need for a purchase, but patients
must beware of shopping in areas containing dog-related items. If patient
should see such a section of a store, the illness may become more severe.
Patient
should also avoid other people with Canine Fever as they tend to exacerbate the
illness. Those who have successfully overcome this illness should encourage
caution and patience, as the patients are highly impulsive.
Fostering
should not be considered a serious alternative as it often results in addition
of a dog. Fostering should be considered more as a treatment for Spouseus
Uncooperativeus.
MEDICAL
SUGGESTION:
While this
disease has been known to exist throughout human history, it has spread
exponentially in the last few years. The increase in computer e-mail has
corresponded with the rise in contagion, and is strongly suspected of being a
new, serious means of communicating the disease. Those people on canine related
e-mail lists should be forewarned of the possible risks of contracting the
disease, and new methods of resisting contraction of the disease should be
found.
(Author unknown)
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