Your son
makes you a set of pooper-scoopers in Metals 101.
Your
daughter surprises you with a Kennel Sign from Wood Shop class.
Your phone
bill is higher than the National Debt.
No item of
clothing is bought without clearing the following hurdles:
a) Does it have pockets?
b) Will dog hair show?
c) Will slobber blend in?
d) Does the colour go with my dog/s?
You can't
remember Birthdays, Anniversaries, etc., because your calendar is filled with
Show dates, closing dates, due dates, heartworm & med. dates, etc., leaving
no room for anything else.
Bitch,
Artificial Insemination, sperm, semen, ovulation are words you use frequently.
You plan
your vacation time around your bitches due/heat dates.
A gift from
your Grandchildren brings tears to your eyes- a new heater for the whelping
box.
Your
Child/Grandchild takes puppy tails & dewclaws to Show & Tell- and
describes Banding & Dewclaw removal.
Jewellery
means Doggy earrings, pendants, pins, watches, etc.
Weddings
& other special occasions are planned for non-dog show days.
You celebrate
Mothers Day by taking your Mother along to a Show-and get her handle a dog for
you.
YOUR
Wedding is not only on a Dog Show week-end, but performed at Lunch Break AT THE
SHOW so all your family & friends can attend.
(Irenne
& Dave Bader)
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