- Noted Judge .................... He put up our dog
- Respected Judge .................... He put up our dog twice
- Esteemed Judge .................... He puts up anything that crawls
- Shown sparingly .................... Only when we had it in the bag
- Show Prospect .................... He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail
- Finished in 5 shows .................... And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon
- He has good points .................... His head is shaped like a carrot
- Won in heavy competition .................... The others were revoltingly overweight
- Multiple group winner .................... at 2 puppy matches
- Specialist Judge .................... Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding
- Well balanced .................... Straight as a stick, front and rear
- Quiet Gentle natured .................... after 4 valiums
- Excels in type and style .................... However, moves like a spider on speed
- Personality Plus .................... Wakes up if you put liver up his nose
- Large boned .................... Looks like a Clydesdale
- Good Bite .................... Missed the judge, got the steward
- Excels in movement .................... If he gets loose, put on your running shoes
- Gorgeous coat .................... if the hairspray lasts until the class finishes
- Handled brilliantly by .................... Nobody else can get near him
- Won in stiff competition .................... beat 4 puppies and a 9 year old novice dog
- At stud to approved bitches. Those bitches whose owners check is "approved" by our bank Champion Line bred .................... Ch. Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation
- Good obedience prospect .................... Smart enough to come in from the rain but he's UG-LEEEE
- Terrific brood bitch .................... Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters
- Great stud dog .................... Mounts anything that can fog a mirror
- Loves children .................... for breakfast, lunch and dinner
- Wins another Best in Show .................... His second, under the same judge, our uncle.
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