Fire!

Oh the dogs they had a meeting, they came from near and far.

Some dogs came by motor bus, some by motor car.

On entering the meeting hall, each dog could take a look

Where he had to hang his tail, high up on a hook.

 

Now when they were assembled, each canine son and sire,

Some dirty Bulldog son of a bitch jumped up and hollered "FIRE".

Now all was in a panic, 'twas hell upon to look,

Each doggie grabbed at random a tail from a hook.

 

The tails were all mixed up which made each doggie sore,

To have to wear another dog's tail he'd never worn before.

And that is why until this day a dog will leave a bone,

To run and smell another dog's tail to see if it's his own.

 

(Author unknown)