Don't smell
crotches,
Don't eat
plants.
Don't steal
food Or underpants.
Don't eat
my socks,
Don't grab
my hair …
DON'T RIP
THE STUFFING
FROM THAT
CHAIR!
Don't eat
those peas!
Don't touch
that bush!
Don't chew
my shoes …
Drink your
drink,
Outta the
toilet!
Outta the
sink!
AWAY FROM
THE CAT BOX,
IT'S FOR
THE CAT!
(And MUST
you kiss me?
After
that???)
Yes, raising a puppy,
Yes, raising a puppy,
Is not for
the lazy!
Though
puppies are funny,
They're
also quite crazy.
But don't despair,
Though its
toil and strife.
After 3
years,
You'll get
back your life!
So, let's
go for "walkies",
You can
"do your thing"
(And
perhaps I'll get back
My GOOD
DIAMOND RING!)
*****
Another, slightly different Version:
Don’t smell crotches, don’t eat plants.
Don’t steal food or underpants.
Don’t eat my socks, don’t grab my hair …
Don’t rip the stuffing from that chair!
Don’t eat those peas, don’t touch that bush,
Don’t chew my shoes, what is this mush?!?
Eat your cookies, drink your drink,
Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
Away from the litterbox, thats for the cat!
And must you kiss me after that?!?
Raising a puppy is not for the lazy,
Those rugrats are funny but also quite crazy.
Don’t despair through the toil and the strife,
Cause after three years you’ll get back your life!
So let’s go for walkies, so you can do your “thing”,
And maybe I’ll get back my good diamond ring!
(Authors
unknown)
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