20. Can't stick their
heads out of Windows '95.
19. Fetch
command not available on all platforms.
18. Hard to read
the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17. Too
difficult to "mark" every web site they visit.
16. Can't help
attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
15. Fire hydrant
icon simply frustrating.
14. Involuntary
tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of
working.
13. Keep
bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
12. Not at all
fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11. Still trying
to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10. Oh, but they
WILL ... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9. Three words:
Carpal Paw Syndrome
8. 'Cause dogs
ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand ...
7. Barking in
next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6. SmellU-SmellMe
still in beta test.
5. SIT and STAY
were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4. Saliva-coated
mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
3. Annoyed by
lack of news groups, alt.pictures.master's.leg.
2. Butt-sniffing
more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
and the Number 1
Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers ...
1. TrO{gO
DsA[M,bN HyAqR4tDc TgrOo TgYPmE WeIjTyH P;AzWqS,. *
(* 1. Too Damn
Hard To Type With Paws.)
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