And Adam said,
"Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me everyday. Now I do not
see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is difficult for me to remember how
much you love me." And God said, "No problem! I will create a
companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of
my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me.
Regardless of how selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new
companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
yourself."
And God created a new
animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was
pleased. And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this
new animal." And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this
new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection
of my own name, and you will call him DOG."
And Dog lived with Adam
and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was
pleased. And Dog was content and wagged his tail. After a while, it came to
pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has
become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes
he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but no
one has taught him humility." And the Lord said, "No problem! I will
create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as
he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that
he is not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to
be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into
Cat's eyes, he was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Cat did not care
one way or the other reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam
learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Cat
did not care one way or the other.
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