I’ll get over on you

I am a Bulldog and want you to know,

I am AKC and can put on a show.

I’ll make you laugh like never before,

And leave you rolling all over the floor.

I am a Bulldog and want you to know,

I’ll take 1st place wherever we go.

One look at my face and you’ll understand,

One look at my face and you’ll be entranced.

I’ll enter your house, take over your couch

You may be upset with things that I do,

But I am a Bulldog and will get over on you.

I’ll chew on your shoe,

I’ll eat at your drapes,

I’ll put a hole in your sock,

and make you pull out the mop.

But I am a Bulldog and what you can do?

I am a Bulldog, I’ll get over on you!

 

(Darlene Martin)