"HELP WANTED.
Must be able to type,
must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity
Employer."
A short time afterwards,
a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the
receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it
and whined.
Getting the idea, the
receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and
was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead
him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the
manager.
The manager said,
"I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The
dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect
letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to
him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the
dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumped down
again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise
with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and
presented them to the manager. By this time the manager was totally
dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a
very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still
can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and
went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about
being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said, "Yes, but the sign
also says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at him
straight in the face and said, "Meow."
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