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Dieser Blog soll nicht nur eine Sammlung sein für alle, die wie ich Gedichte, Texte und einfach alles zum Thema Hund mögen, sondern auch eine Anerkennung für alle Autoren und Künstler, die uns mit ihren Werken große Freude bereiten, manchmal Trost spenden oder uns die Augen öffnen möchten für Missstände.

This blog is not only a collection for all of you who, like me, love poems, texts and simply everything about dogs, it is also intended to give recognition to all authors and artists who with their work give us great pleasure, sometimes solace and who also want to open our eyes to the abuse and neglect of animals.

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Ausgenommen meine eigenen Arbeiten, unterliegen alle in dieser Sammlung veröffentlichten Gedichte, Zitate, Geschichten etc. dem Urheberrecht des jeweiligen Verfassers. Leider ist mir dieser in den wenigsten Fällen bekannt. Ich möchte mich bei allen Autoren entschuldigen, die ich nicht namentlich erwähnt habe. Ich arbeite daran, die Autoren zu finden. Wer hier einen eigenen Text findet, dem wäre ich für eine Nachricht dankbar. Ich werde dann einen entsprechenden Hinweis (und/oder Link) ergänzen oder den Text umgehend entfernen.
Das Urheberrecht für meine eigenen Texte, Fotos und selbst erstellten Grafiken liegt allein bei mir. Kopieren oder jegliche Art von Weitergabe oder Veröffentlichung ist untersagt.

Copyright for all published poems, stories, quotes belongs to the respective author. Usually I don’t know the authors of the material and I would like to apologize to any authors who I don’t mention. I’m working to find the writers. If you do find your own work here, I would be grateful for an appropriate message. Then I’ll add a note (and/or a link) or will remove the text immediately. I look forward to hearing from you.
Copyright for my own writings, photos and graphics: Isa of Mayflower. Copying, spreading or any type of publication is prohibited.

2015/12/09

A dog's Christmas promises

  • Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.
  • Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
  • I know that the cat and the snowmen are not real, therefore I will not pull them out of the Christmas tree.
  • I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F.
  • I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.
  • I will be tolerant when my owner puts fake antlers and decorations on me.
  • I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat - paper and all). 
  • I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the stocking!
  • I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human have to call the vet's at Christmas.
  • I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.
  • I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.
  • I will not pee on the Christmas tree.
  • I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.
  • I will not attack next door's outside Christmas tree, and drag the string of lights through the hole in the fence.
  • The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.

 (Author unknown)
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